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Looking for a good old-fashioned love story

Posted Mar 15, 2019 | Hits: 6800
Province: Gauteng
City: Glenvista
Age: 30 years
Interested In: A Relationship
Marital Status: Single
Dear Prospective Partner,
I’m looking for an average Joe, that is looking for an average Jane, to one day settle down with, and have an average family. To live in an average home, but live an extraordinary adventure that someone could loosely base a film on.
I am by no means the hot chick that everyone does a double-take with, but I am beautiful in my own way. I don’t have curves in all the right places by society’s standards, but they’re in all the right places for me.
I am in search of my pina-colada type of love story. I’m looking to get into a serious relationship. I want more than just casual encounters, sexting and communication via text only. I want to hold hands and hug. I want to indulge in the cheapest, but most fun dates ever. I want to share my life with someone.
I’m fed-up with the same fish on the dating sites, pubs and social circles. So why not a classified ad?
If you’re looking for an attractive tall, slender and well-endowed partner with a healthy “appetite”, please don’t even bother replying.
I’m a non-geeky chick into Big Bang Theory and GoT. I get a kick out of ghost stories and scary movies. My eclectic taste in music can drive anyone who doesn’t appreciate music to drink. I love grand architecture, old buildings and history. If you’re an avid travel geek – you make the shortlist.
If you can look beyond physical appearance, and prize personality above all; if you are ready to handle my bad habits and extra baggage – lets chat!
What can I offer? I will dedicate myself to our relationship. I will learn your ins and outs. Discover what makes you happy and what makes you sad, and work to keep you happy. I won’t expect you to take me to fancy dinners and buy me expensive gifts. I’ll be the best partner I can possibly be, and make proud to be with me. I won’t advertise our love on social media.
All I ask for is someone that will put in effort to the relationship. Someone that won’t break ever promise. Someone that won’t overpromise and under-deliver. Someone that will not make me feel like I only qualify for “some” time in their life. Someone that has their head screwed on right, has their priorities straight and wants to settle down and start a family in the near future.
I know chivalry is not dead – it’s just a rare find. Very few men still know what is, and I’m looking for one that does.
So if you’re up for adventures on a budget, not much of a drinker, not into big crowds, enjoy good food, somewhat of a philanthropist and above all kind, contact me.
PS – must love dogs – NOT NEGOTIABLE!
PPS – I’m broke. Don’t even bother trying to scam me. My family’s broke too – so you can’t hold me to ransom. My internal organs are probably up to shit –so that won’t fetch you any money either. I don’t want to join any extremist groups or smuggle anything except hugs and kisses.


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